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New version of DD Track Burn

Rules:

DD—Same as before.

Hoon—Rather than track. Use the vehicle for fun in any way you like (specify).

Burn—Same as before.

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S-10 Blazer

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XJ220

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ES300h

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
01/28/2015 at 10:58

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That is NOT an XJ220. I am disappoint.

DD the Blazer

Hoon the Whatever

Burn the Lexus


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
01/28/2015 at 10:58

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Hooning the Blazer because snowy parking lots.

Daily driving the ES300 so I can talk about "solutions" and "add-value" and other doucheiness while cutting people off in traffic.

Burning the XJ because it looks like a bit of an excessive NSX.

Just saw that I've violated the rules but I don't care because America.


Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
01/28/2015 at 11:00

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EASY!

Daily Jag because class

Hoon Blazer I live next to a sand dune so use your imagination.

Burn Hybrid because boring Toyota.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/28/2015 at 11:03

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Pininfarina XJ220. At least according to my source.

Edit:

THIS is an XJR-15.

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
01/28/2015 at 11:03

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I need more deets on the Blazer drive train before I decide but prolly

DD - s-10

Hoon - Jag

Burn - other thing


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
01/28/2015 at 11:06

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DD the Jag, obviously

Hoon the Lexus until the wheels fall off and then leave it on the side of the road

Burn the blazer because my mom used to have one and the brakes liked to fail going down hills


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
01/28/2015 at 11:07

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Don't care. It's not the real deal.

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Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
01/28/2015 at 11:10

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DD - Blazer, because I used to have one and because 4WD.

Hoon - Jag, because obvious.

Burn - Lexus because it's boring.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
01/28/2015 at 11:14

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Daily the ES300h. It's a comfy car that gets good gas mileage. Makes perfect sence on my daily commute.

Hoon the Blazer. Its unrefined and not good on gas, not to mention that it's slow. But I can beat the shit out of it in the woods and not care about it.

Torch the Jaaaaag. Or just wait until the electrical system catches on fire by itself.


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/28/2015 at 11:30

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NSFW that thing!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
01/28/2015 at 11:36

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WTF is that thing? An XJ220 concept? Anyways:

DD - The Blazer, because reliability, decent in all conditions, good looks, etc.

Hoon - The supposed XJ220.

Burn - The ES300h. Because I want to anyways.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
01/28/2015 at 12:19

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Pininfarina XJ220.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem
01/28/2015 at 12:25

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4wd 4.3L. Pre-vortec, so 160hp. Auto.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
01/28/2015 at 12:32

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Perfect!


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
01/28/2015 at 12:35

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DD the Lexus.

Track the Jag.

Burn the Chevy.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem
01/28/2015 at 12:48

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Personally I just assume top trim levels on these.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
01/28/2015 at 12:48

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DD- ES300H, because efficient, reliable, and comfortable. Also, I could resell it for a decent price when the boredom cancer hits.

Track- XJ220

Nuke- Blazer, because it is already a piece of shit, might as well finish it off.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
01/28/2015 at 12:50

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+1 for boredom cancer.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TheJWT
01/28/2015 at 13:14

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Jokes on you, the ES300h is a Toyota, therefore it won't break.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
01/28/2015 at 13:15

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Ah, gotcha.